Breaking news.
I just spent the morning relaxing by the pool while my kids happily entertained themselves. You guys, I sat. Like, in a chair. DRY. And my kids? They were content and relatively self-sufficient.
I always believed this day would come and ALAS.
So, dear mama of itty bitties who are so nauseatingly cute in their baby swimwear and yet just.so.needy…. your day will come. And in the meantime, I’ll keep the lounge chair warm for you.
